Sound Medical Advice

I have a cold – booo! hissss! – and want to feel better. Like many folks would do, I seek the advice of friends:

me:   hi Joel, what's the best food for when you have a cold?

Joel: well, Olga's grandfather had a folk remedy…
        he took a tablespoon of vodka, and put it into a large shot of vodka
        then he curled up into a pile of blankets

me:   you are the best

Joel: if that's not your style, i would recommend soup

He later corrected himself saying he'd meant to say a tablespoon of black pepper, but I think the way it originally came out sounded funnier.

Now I'm off to heat up some soup…

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Dinah from Kabalor

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One thought on “Sound Medical Advice”

  1. [this is good] Rest, with blankets and pillows. Hydration, early and often. Oh, and the funniest movie you can lay hands on (I’m a “Blazing Saddles” man, myself, but I’m’a suggest something Marxist if you can get it). Good luck!

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